The missing is no longer missing...or an fpc :(

DARLENE AGAIN, where the hell is jb have the u.p's got her hostage? or worse..her laptop hostage???????????

Needless to say these last few days I've been living every mother's nightmare.. not knowing where m 18yo son is after a rather large argument.

Mystery Solved!

I'm proud to announce he's no longer a fpc.. however deeply disappointed he joined the ranks of convicts. He got picked up in the backyard of the house we just moved from, for trespassing. Guess he likely been sleeping there and someone thought that was screwed up (wth so screwed up about that!) police were notified, the boy cuffed. Allowed 1 call.. he calls HOME. Has no idea where he is. He's got a bond hearing in the morning no idea where. Hubby can't seem to understand the phrase "call the police station any of them theyll tell u where his dumbass is, ask where and what time for bond hearings?" no.. he interrputed that to say "babe get online see what you can learn about every mother frunkin courthouse in this county".. I KNOW that's how he took it cause he proudly turns around and looks at me and says "from the information I can find, all bail and bond hearings everywhere start at 8:30am". I.DID.NOT.ASK.THAT.. NOW I'm left wondering if my husband is an idiot too... or like JB and I suspect. It's a gene, no researcher has found yet, but when they do my husband is volunterring for research!!!!!

So I'm a bag of emtions fuck it's almost like being pregnant, puking too I'm relieved to know where he is... to know he'll have food and he's safe...how much safer could be he really combined to a cubicle surrounded by cops.. thank you for keeping him safe like i prayed God, next time I'll try to be more specific... I won't have to wonder or worry tonight. Hubby said when he talked to him K.S said "'what do i do???" .. he said I gave him the best advice I can. bhave, b respectful "yes sir, no sir"...like it's SUPPOSE to be at home.. make it happen there..then try to get use to it for all our sakes".

So I got think... well gawd damn it it took me 4 mins to come up with future possible criminals... now I got one... omg talk about jinxing ur own ass.... mine's small u'd think id' miss it ffs.

Now... do I refer to him has my "city owner" thinks he can go newhere do nething like he owns the place. Do I refer to him as my criminal... trespassing is hardly "hard core"...it's like jay walking..WHO'S NEVER TRESSPASSED??????????????????????? Everyone!!! Who gets caught?? Idiots like my son.

So I'm torn between King Shit and the convict. Depending on his attitude when he gets home we might stick with K.S.

So, tomorrow a.m we are off to court. We have to call the lawyer see if this affects his citizenship.. I'm already worn out thinking about it.

Thanks to all this bullshit I missed frunking House again... my gawd Hugh will just stop preforming for me if I don't stop. Thank Gawd the King understand my addiction and will have today show on my system in a few mins.....

So I'm gonna wait until it's done and put my head phones on and gaze at Hugh..

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