Introducing................me, mine & hers!

So, the idea for this blog came from another blog, that got their idea from another blog.. and so forth.. so this is ok right? I thought so.

This is going to be a wonderful place where I can vent, errr talk about the crap.. I mean, adventures associated with bein' a b-n-mommy. That's right, I said b-n. Not bein' or being' but b*tchin'... in whatever context the current post fits into.

I have very few close friends but one of my dearest.. (really prolly the only 1 I have), Jonna-Beth, has unknowingly agree to contribute to my blog, thus essentially really making it "our" blog. She always has crazzzzzzzy stories to tell about her U.P's.. (u.p's=ungrateful punks.. our loving term for Jb's kids). Everytime I hear about her day.. always makes mine seem so awesome.. sometimes downright amazing! Like the time her turds wrote on her white cupboards with sharpie.. yeah.. beat them... err I mean, poor Jonna. Wanna know JUST HOW crazzzy it gets for her, she was once in contingency for "supernanny", always something to be PROUD of!

I have 3 teens and a toddler.. whom I shall refer to as Hitler. Why?? Have you never heard of Hitler?????? Nuff said.

My oldest at home is 18 yo.. not sure he wants to live to see 19 really.. he does things.. like mouths.. lies.. even steals on occasion (usually when he needs a smoke). I call him K.S. Kingsh*t.. of turd island.

Then there's the 16 yo I.CAN'T.SHOP.AT.WALMART.MOM.YOU.DON'T.UNDERSTAND.IT.HAS.TO.BE.THE.MALL daughter. I call her Q.S. Yes, you guessed it.. queensh*t.

Then there's damn near 13 yo female. Not sure what to call her yet, she's such a whiner, yet on the go, whiner, smart, popular, whiner, crafty, talented, whiner, beautiful (of course!), whiner.. did I mention she whines alot??? Like we're talking make the 4 yo look like someone nearing adulthood for bhaviour.

Then there is hubby. I'm pretty sure you'll learn more about him in future posts.

I have a dog if he craps one more time in this house I'm punting him across the street, teacup chihuahua (hence "punting"). I love him, I think. I use to. ALOT.. then Hitler came along and he took to crappin' in the house.. that was 4 years ago, I'm sorry I can't sell the baby for you to stop crappin' in the house, so can you give it up already??????????? Not to mention we moved to what IS a bigger house, more open, MORE ROOM TO STINK UP!!!! This dog makes sure too he craps on both levels of the house.. 2x's a day.. somedays I wonder wtf was wrong w/me payin $400.00 for an ANIMAL that weighs 2lbs (that works out to be $200.00 per pound) to make it's way into our home and hearts.. and make our home smell like crap 24/7. God love him he's enriched our lives.

Let me tell you more about J.B. We met on a child loss site and quickly became very good friends we enjoyed making fun of other mommies, I mean, talking, looking up funny stuff to show each other.. AND the BEST thing ever.. gettin drunk while web camming/talking to each other on the phone/dancing.. while hubby sits in awe.. looking scared. Oh she so rocks. J.b gets it. She understands the daily frustrations, and all the good crap that's suppose to come with parenting but hasn't in the last 4 years .. she knows it sucks 99% of the time and like me isn't afraid to say so. We love our kids as much as any other mother. But, we're not afraid to admit our faults/stories & frustrations.

Well I haveta end this here, it's getting late and if I want ANY kind of a decent day tomorrow I gotta make sure I get more then a few hours sleep.. sucks when there's no baby to blame the lack thereof on.

Hopefully J.B will come out and make a post introducing herself and her family.. if she doesn't I'll just keep rambling about her and bugging her until she does.. hmm.. wonder if her cell # is the same I could always text the crap outta her!

-Darlene