I swear to you and the Lord almighty above me that the next child that says "you don't understand.." are being mailed to ecquador... or some damn place far.
See there's stupid coming out of me again, them?????????? Ah hell Darlene pack ur suitcase and just go. Oh you know I.SO.WOULD!! If I wasn't afraid I'd come back to 3 months worth of what should only be a week laundry.
And before I go too much further you ppl have to understand I am not a tv person. I am too busy doing mommy stuff and or stuff on my web site http://www.egyptiancash.com .. either way, I'm busy. I do have however 1 weakenss. HUGH LORRIE. Yeah I never miss house EVER EVER EVER.
Then tonite happened.
Aside from waking up to Emily dying on the couch because she has cramps, the day wasn't bad. However, there were some epsidoes w/the boy last night (he's a whole other blog of his own).. I figured i was in for holy hell when he and q.s got home.
I was right. Too bad my buddy lora didn't kick in quick enough. I will never understand teenagers nor do I want to. I JUST WANT TO SURVIVE THEM that's all I want.
My son was so mad at me (for not offerin' him a smoke).. he refused to sign my mother's day card. I would never do that to my mother or anyone....I'll sign him a birthday card... he can admire it while he rest of the gifts are being opened by the others. Might sign his empty birthday card too......... if I'm happy/in a good mood.
I need to see and find some "Laudry De-breeder"... I've never seen anything like it, worse then rabbits.. just piles and piles and piles and yeah I get caught up I'm pretty good about that. . then I'll find about 3-4 more items SOMEONE was TOO LAZY to bring down. . at that point I wish I could throw said items out but we know what happens then,,,, 1st the meltdown ..2nd promise to buy another................................ you lose and lose again.
The king is working late tonite lucky bastard, poor guy. I'm in the mood to go out and I'm sure he'll say that's too late which he is right....damn man. On the upside he isn't working tomorrow so hope?... downright beg? anyone got statedy tips?? Already got my hair done.. just need to get dressed! :)
We've had a rule in this house that was put in place the day the oldest started school, you come home right after school no matter what... she's almost 20 now. This seriously by now should be imbedded in their brains, they should just know it and accept it and move on. Not mine. No, no no not mine. The following is a conversation between the Q.S and myself:
PHONE RINGS:
me: hello?
q.s: hi mom can i go to stephanie's after school?
me: u coming home first?
q.s: well itseasier if I just go from here
me: you know the rules
q.s: that's a stupid rule
me: are u saying im stupid? It's MY rule!!!
q.s: no ..... bye
click.
me: *staring wide eyed at the phone which is in dead silence* I love you too sweetie pie see when you get home.
No one listens. Why do I rant?? No one listens... my bood pressure goes sky high my head starts pounding... then a fight uptairs
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM
HITLER TOOK MY BRA AND PUT IT IN HER DRAWER AND WONT GIVE IT BACK. Just as I turn to look at my sweet dictator she's casually flaunting the bra chanting "I HAVE BOOBIES LIKE EMILY AND SAWAH I HAVE BOOBIES"
me: oh like mommy's too
hitler: no.. you'res are grosss
there you have it. House M.D.. shot out the window.. not even a thought :( I'm so sorry Hugh :(
-Darlene
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